Richard Walker's Non-Traditional Mojito (2 drinks):

3-pkg sweetener (I use Splenda) into blender;
Roll, zest and juice 1 or 2 limes into blender;
1 clump of mint leaves into blender;
8 oz rum (hey, I said it was non-traditional);
Cover and turn blender on low; 
(say "Muddle - Muddle - Muddle");
Crack (small pieces) enough ice for 2 drinks; (I omit this)
Strain blender contents between two 8 oz glasses;
Add 1oz (or less) of club soda to glasses;
Add ice to top of glasses;
Enjoy