Richard Walker's Non-Traditional Mojito (2 drinks)
Ingredients:
3-pkg sweetener (I use Splenda) into blender
Roll, zest and juice 1 lime into blender
1 clump of mint leaves into blender
8 oz rum (hey, I said it was non-traditional)
Procedure:
Cover and turn blender on low 
(say "Muddle - Muddle - Muddle")
Crack (small pieces) enough ice for 2 drinks
Strain blender contents between two 8 oz glasses
Add 1oz (or less) of club soda to glasses
Add ice to top of glasses
Enjoy